A full Flock deck!

The whole deck! There are 3 copies of each card in the deck.

Back in Black

Ok guys the moment of truth........Drumroll please ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt IM COMIN BACK!

How do you like it?

I know the back ground is AWESOME!!!!!

YUGIOH!

Well here they are!

my opinion

hmmm this blog is kinda boring. or at least the background is, it needs a cool background like mine and Sonic's

THE REAL RESULTS!

NEWS JUST IN SHADOW LIED ABOUT POLL RESULTS HERE ARE THE REAL ONES!!!!

Pains to me.....

1. Talon virusing my laptop. 2. Sonic attempting to puncture my eardrums. 3. Shadow being smart with me. 4. Talon throwing lead weights at me. 5. Talon trying to knock me out of the sky. 6. Talon when he wakes up and then he hurts me. 7. Talon.... ok lets get this strait mostly anything Talon does is a pain to me.

Naruto Comics!!!

My favorite yo mamma joke (dirt free) and some random stuff

How do I get there from here???

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutesYo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friendsYo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoonYo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't readYo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mindYo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowlYo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing upYo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.Yo mama so fat were in her right nowYo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyoneYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for CondorsYo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new worldYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free WillyYo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptizedYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the drivewayYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-rollerYo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pocketsYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12thYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge tooYo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12thYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge tooYo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time pleaseYo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumpingYo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover herYo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the familyYo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her throughYo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the waterYo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured outYo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teethYo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite picturesYo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leaveYo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her showerYo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neckYo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence camerasYo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed herYo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for lifeYo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip jointsYo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.Yo mama twice the man you are.Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.Yo mama middle name is Rambo.Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. So yeah my favorite yo mama jokes you can use on the ITEX scum. -Ace

Attack!!!

Wow! Talon and stats berserker fireworks are cool. we just set off 3 dozen of them in the basement of the Japanese arm of ITEX and chunks of roof are still falling. Iggy would be proud. wel we took out about 50 omega units and 1,000 ITXE employees, set free all of the experiments, stole some cool equipment laptops for eveyone! And now were hovering above the wreakage. Yes i am typing in midair. Anyway christmas is soon so I composed a song. On the first day of Christmas ITEX gave to me, one talking dog in our tree. On the second day of Christmas ITEX gave to me, two chameleon humans and a talking dog in our tree. On the third day of Christmas ITEX gave to me, three Erasers chasing, two chameleon humans and a talking dog in our tree. On the fourth day of Christmas ITEX gave to me, four mutant powers, three erasers chasing, two chameleon humans and a talking dog in our tree. On the fifth day of christmas ITEX gave to me, fiiiivvvveeeee buuuiiillldddiiinnngggsss ddddooooowwwwnnnn, four mutant powers, three erasers chasing, two chameleon humans and a talking dog in our tree. On the sixth day of christmas ITEX gave to me, six threat letters, five buildings down, four mutant powers, three erasers chasing, two chameleon humans, and a talking dog in our tree. On the seventh day of Christmas ITEX gave to me, seven hybrids flying, six threat letters, five buildings down, four mutant powers, three erasers chasing , two chameleon humans and a talking dog in our tree. On the eighth day of Christmas ITEX gave to me eight Omegas fighting, seven hybrids flying, six threat letters, five buildings down, four mutant powers, three erasers chasing, two chameleon humans, and a talking dog in our tree. On the nineth day of christmas ITEX gave to me, nine psycko scientists, eight omegas fighting, seven hybrids flying, six threat letters, five buildings down, four mutant powers, three erasers chasing, two chameleon humans and a talking dog in our tree. Well you can make the rest up cus I gotta concentrate more on flying I just hit a a lone tree branch and it hurt so toodles. ^o^

Wow these guys are stupid

ITEX they have dealt with Max and her flock alot but us not so much. Heres whet they said "oh hehehehehehe thats funny...do you know how much money we really have?? all the back-up providers and sponsers, i mean sure you can blow all the itex facilitys up in the world...but there will always be another and another and another...why? becuase you people are way to damn soft hearted to kill a person... and were not!! alls it takes is one mistake from you guys and your done...". Me well im not very bothered with killling those who are not humans but devils. thats what a human without a heart is right? Still Im serious about this ITEX im talkin to you now this is your final warning either stop trying anything like the By-Half plan and experimenting on innocent kids or we will kill or take to the government every person working for you guys and we can do it after all we already destroyed the London and Austrailian branches and we wont stop we will be nowhere and everywhere at once, in the dark, in the light, we will be waiting, ready to ambush and kill or turn in all of you. So this is it or the Japanese branch is next. -Ace

Itex

We are gonna take them DOWN!!! In the words of Naruto "BELIEVE IT!!!"

No dates at all. To: Cruz Control

Ok final score 0-0 we both got dumped before the dates they kinda found out about eachother (the dates) and we got pepsi, cola, rootbeer, another cola, sierra mist, 3 smoothies, and 10 lemonades dumped on us at the same time. No not by the dates by Raven......

Hola! Bonjour! Hi! I got a new power! I got a new power! Now I can copie and understand any language But I have to hear it first. Still its awesome!

Were in Miami!

Ive got 14 dates!(Talons got 5) Of course I cant go on any of them :( :( :(

Looks a little like me......:(

these guys look somewhat like me, I look like the one on top but with the skin color of the one on the bottom. And I have wings. -Ace

Bah-da bah-da-da Im hatin it.

Im thinking that This MC Donalds spent WAAAYYYY too much money on looks well were here in NEW YORK CITY!!!!! If you are wondering we haven't seen Head or Wing of Max or Fang or Nudge or Gazzy or Iggy or Angel *sigh*. I dropped my backpack on the way here *long story* and it had Talon's laptop in it and he is sooooo pissed off!!!!

Ninja Rap!

GO! GO! GO! GO! YO! It’s the green machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein’ seen Have you ever seen a ninja Get Down? -- Slammin’ Jammin’ to the new swing sound Yeah, everybody let’s move -- Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the ninja bass Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’ -- Devistate the show while the ninjas are sayin: Chorus: Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! GO GO GO Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO! Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO! GO GO GO GO Lyrics, fill in the gap -- Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP Feel it, if you know what I mean -- Give it up for those heroes unseen Just flowin, smooth with the power -- Kickin’ it up, hour after hour Cause in this life there’s only one winner -- You better aim good so you can hit the center In it to win it, with a team of four -- Squad seven that you gotta adore it’s the: Chorus Villians, you better run and hide -- Because one day you might not slide Choose your weapon but don’t slip -- Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked -- With the Miami drop that you like alot Hittin like a Ninja Squad when the bass kicks in -- You better check your level The power of the Ninja is strong -- Fightin’ all the crooks until they’re all out cold. Oh yeah tis song is awesome. And to Chocolate Lover wow your dad is wayyyyyy over protective I mean come on Mopeds are not dangerous unless Twitch is riding it, anyway I could understand if you were 10 but if you were our age, and Mopeds again are not dangerous considering we had to hijack a few in Italy to aviod erasers, Evan erasers can't run with cars zoomin by them. -Ace

Whooo Hooooo!!!

Ilove Emma Watson! Reasons: 1. She's hot 2. She's French. 3. She's hot. 4. She's 18. 5. Talon doesn't have a chance with her. 6. I do. 7. She's hot. 8. oh what the heck............SHE IS TOTALLY HOT!!!! -Ace p.s yes Talon before you can say it yes I am obsessed.

Talon here, 

I took out the content that only Ace could imagine.......... What's the word.... Exciting (I guess)