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Saturday, September 6, 2008

OMG, she is so full of herself.

to all of my fans, this is Shadow coming to you with the latest on our life, but mine in-particular. Now she is family, but personally I think she pushing it. Our cousin ******, the name i will not mention for reasons, is getting married. the wedding will be held in Britain at, you guessed it, Hampton court. ******'s personality is that she is the Cinderella, who was born to a poor family but was meant to be royalty. for those of you who don't know the rules of Hampton court, well......, you have to be 18 to go. me, being 14, will just have to sit at one of the windows and watch from the sky light. Now ******, knowing that she is royalty, wrote a book called "someday, my prince will come". A real page turner, that book. its an autobiography, or should i say, fairy tale about her poor peasant life. she also mentions us, her red neck, Colorado, city dwelling relatives who couldn't find England or France on a map. We have flown there 5 times! So, however, if i could go i would come in with a cowboy hat, and matching boots, and just to add the feel of the west, i would tell Larry the cable guy bubba jokes right in the middle of the dinner. but, unfortunately, i have to respect her "special day". and we do have the "save the date" invitation. so that's what we may or may not be doing next summer. Cant wait not to go! Shadow out.
For more "fun" on this event, please visit her website (i know, pathetic) at:

3 comments:

Raven,Stat,Talon,Shadow,Sonic, Twitch and Me (Ace) said...

Belive me we "found" a copy of the book and had the misfortune of reading it. Also the only way we know about ***** is from the School's files why she was there we'll never know.

Sonic said...

boring web page. not frantic but.-fratic

Anonymous said...

The line on page 68 of the hardback book actually reads, “while her city dwelling relatives COULD find both London and France on the globe, they had their doubts about me going to LSE.” That sounds like a compliment - not an insult.

Your cousin probably chose Hampton Court because it is her dream venue and she only gets married once , not specifically to exclude you. Besides, weren’t you invited to the ceremony, boat ride and outdoor reception at the palace? From my understanding of the rules, only dinner at the palace is off limits to teenagers....